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Reblog for Leah.
Descriptivists of the world, feel free to use this as a response to language criticism whenever you see fit!
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
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I’m trying to find less public ways of dealing with shit. So far that just means not posting things on tumblr that might fit under that manipulative penumbra. I’ve been looking back at stuff that I didn’t delete, and I feel like the biggest asshole in the world, which has made things feel even worse. I just… miss everything. Not venting here has made me feel worse, but I’d rather put up with that than feel like I’m fucking everything up even worse than I have.
I missed an appointment with my therapist, and I’m worried about making another one, because I’m worried that he’ll think I’m making excuses. Which is probably a reason to go to a therapist, ironically, but still. Every day lately has felt worse and worse and like I mean even less and less. I know that I have people around. I just used to feel like, no matter how bad I felt, I always mattered and that I was a good person. Now, that’s just gone. I just hurt. Worse than I think I ever have. I’m not mad at all. Just hurt. And I want it to end.
Iconic either wayExactly
Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of MST3K’s national debut, WIRED presents an oral history of the greatest talk-back show ever made. It all begins in the late ’60s in rural Wisconsin, where there was this guy named Joel, not too different from you or me …
Just the best thing. And don’t miss this part:
Joel Hodgson: It was an idea I’d had tucked away in the back of my mind since high school: On Elton John’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album, there are illustrations in the liner notes. And for the song “I’ve Seen That Movie Too,” it’s got little silhouettes watching a movie. I remember going, “Someone should do a show like that. Run a movie and have these people in silhouettes say stuff.”
by Daniel Gardner
gouache and chalk, 1775
37 in. x 31 1/8 in. (940 mm x 790 mm)
Ray Charles - Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Here’s a playlist of the entire album PLUS what’s more or less the originals on which Ray based his interpretations. Enjoy!
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These were clues on Jeopardy and because I’m five years old I kept giggling.
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I didn’t sleep Sunday night because I stayed in bed all day Sunday (for reasons), so last night, even though I was supposed to work on some things, I got in bed for a nap at about 8:30 and woke up this morning at 8. And I only woke up during the night four or five times.
Anyway. Tomorrow I have the day off, and the next couple days are going to be hard as hell, work-wise. Days are hard anyway, but still. Apologies in advance for anyone that I text or message because I’m having panic attacks.
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