cast him out, but even Hell itself would not receive him
for fear the wicked there might glory over him.
Neutral Angel without my wings.
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I have never wanted to do anything less than I want to reblog as link.
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The board members of Yahoo survey their new domain.
Seen here, the executives who voted to purchase tumblr watch as a demonstrator scrolls down a sample dashboard. Assembled randomly to showcase the most common imagery found on their new blogging platform, Yahoo boards members were suddenly witness to over 500 acts of sodomy, 750 samples of Adventure Time shipping, 200 gruesomely mutilated bodies, 9 reviews of Star Trek Into Darkness, 900 fake nudes of Spock, 2 flame wars over their purchase and one photo, bearing 672,000 notes, depicting a sock on a floor.
“We knew this was a risk,” said censorship chairman Zebediah O’Beasley III, “But we stand by our decision and expect to make back our money by selling ads on the tumblr radar.” The first Yahoo sponsored ads for Chick-fil-A, Westboro Baptist Church and the National Association for the Advancement of Comic Sans will begin running shortly.
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Oh God, that tattoo misogynist guy made a second post using lots of charts and statistics to prove that tattooed women are whores. karamazov1989.wordpress.com
“YOU HAVE AN N OF WHORE”
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- dany: [says something in dothraki]
- missandei: no, khaleesi
- missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
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On the set of Child’s Play (1988).
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MOVIE
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Vanity tips from a self-proclaimed male feminist
My friend and I had made a friend through some humanist organization in town. We’d already become quite tired of his “professional atheism” because, despite both being atheists, we didn’t quite understand the need to treat it like a religion. He certainly tried to mansplain that to us, but it was boring.
Anywho, my friend is a big fan of weird nail polish applications and had recently been doing some water marbling method. She is a web developer who works from home so she has time for these things. She was showing off her nails to all of us in the coffee shop when our helpful man friend chimed in to let her know that her choice to paint her nails was a mechanism of her own oppression. As we sat agape, he went on to mansplain how all of these fanciful things that we do for our own amusement are actually the yoke of patriarchy keeping us down.
We didn’t respond much at the time, but when the same man texted me a few days later to ask me out, I explained to him that I didn’t date patronizing men. He went on to call me “dear” while defending his nail polish stance in terms that was less murky so my ladybrain could process it. So nice to have such a great feminist advocate on our side!
This dude right here is why I don’t trust guys that make sure you know they’re feminists.
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Boy Scouts vote to lift ban on gay youth →
GRAPEVINE, Texas — The Boy Scouts of America voted on Thursday to end its controversial policy banning gay kids and teens from joining one of the nation’s most popular youth organizations, ditching membership guidelines that had roiled the group in recent years.
They’re still going to keep the ban on gay leaders, but to be honest, this is a good step. It’s rare that things like this change in one fell swoop, so we allow the gay scouts in, they get barred from becoming leaders, and more and more people realize how stupid their reasoning is for not allowing gays to serve as leaders and that will change.
Plus, I really hope that all the opponents pull their kids from Scouting so that the troops are only left with children whose parents aren’t raging bigots.
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Kanye West getting deep on twitter
I think I just fell in love with Kanye West
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Tattoos and Other Easy ways to Ruin Your Body →
Didn’t you read the part where he says women tattoo artists are super rare, nanner? So you didn’t have a woman tattoo artist because women almost never ever tattoo. There’s no additional thinking required because that outcome simply could never happen. I just read that whole giant screed and thought, couldn’t my brother karamozov have saved a lot of time by getting a tattoo on his face that said “I HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES WITH WOMEN” instead?atravelersguidetospaceandtime:
Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We think you’re a pawn without a sense of solida…Bahahaha
Wow. I’m not the kind of guy who tells people to go kill themselves…so I won’t. But I really hope something bad happens to his testicles so he can’t contribute to the gene pool.
I love how telling such things are about the writer.
“When you go to a parlor and hop in a chair for some greaseball to stick a needle in you and play kindergarten doodle on your skin, you’re lending him a level of familiarity over you. Does this fall under the category of what the mainstream media calls “jealous men calling normal things cheating?” Yes. Does that make us wrong? No. A man has marked you and you will always carry his handiwork. What if you wore a necklace that another man gave you in the presence of your boyfriend or husband?”
Dude, that’s some seriously jealous bullshit, of the sort that’s in abuser red flag territory. I paid a guy for a service, akin to getting my hair cut on levels of intimacy. My hair doesn’t belong to my stylists, my skin, and the art embedded in it doesn’t belong to my tattoo artists. I wasn’t branded as theirs, they helped me mark my skin as my own.Of course that makes a lot of men very uncomfortable, as that long, terrible ramble proves. Women, doing things to their bodies, with complete disregard to random men’s opinions. (Hell, complete disregard to even my own husband’s opinions. He likes them, but I certainly didn’t think about getting his approval beforehand).
What if i have a woman tattoo artist?
Also, I had complete creative control over all of my tattoos. The dudes were simply inking what I told them to ink.
All of my sperm just killed themselves so they never create anyone this fucking stupid.
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Between the fact that the chocolate in this game grows and therefore is gonna suck down that rabbit like quicksand, and the fact that that font looks like it says “Easter Bunny Kills,” I feel like this game has taken a turn for the macabre.
fuck that fucking chocolate it can go eat a bag of dicks
I HAVE BEEN ON LEVEL 70 FOR THREE WEEKS BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE.
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This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway
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Initial Thoughts on “New Slaves”
Hey, other white people, if Kanye can keep from saying the N-word on SNL because Standards and Practices asked him to, you can keep from saying it to avoid dredging up hundreds of years of oppression in the mind of every person of color who might hear you.
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Teen Develops Computer Algorithm to Diagnose Leukemia
“Brittany Wenger isn’t your average high-school senior: She taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia.
The 18-year-old student from Sarasota, Fla. built a custom, cloud-based “artificial neural network” to find patterns in genetic expression profiles to diagnose patients with an aggressive form of cancer called mixed-lineage leukemia (MLL). Simply put, this means Wenger taught the computer how to diagnose leukemia by creating a diagnostic tool for doctors to use.”
I can’t figure out how to use my DVR.
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN
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