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Oh my god, I am in so much pain. Someone call my neurosurgeon and tell her to do the fucking surgery right goddamn now. Holy fuck. I’m so fucking mad she didn’t do anything other than “WELL IT’S PHYSICAL THERAPY OR SURGERY GOODBYE.”
This is the fantastic fucking cherry for a day where I woke up just wanting to fucking die already because I’m a piece of shit who drank alone like a fucking asshole and has no goddamn friends and now all I want to do (and have been doing) is to cry because it distracts me from thinking about what a flying fuckup I am.
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
are we sure this just isn’t a screenshot of a new animal crossing game
why has no one mentioned the penguin wearing the penguin books sweater
Comments on the trailer of the new Annie movie staring Quvenzhané Wallis and Jamie Foxx.
Would you just look at how racism isn’t a thing anymore in today’s society.
Every day, just a little more…
smh white people are insane
"Racism is dead and black people should just get over it."
"like not to be racist or anything, but [racist shit]."
won’t somebody think of us poor, underrepresented white folks?
seriously you guys Hannibal Lecter is so gross
I want to marry the person who made this.
probably not, though! prion diseases in humans are very rare and largely a result of spontaneous prion development, not eating already diseased flesh. hannibal would have to cook up someone who already had a (again, very rare) prion disease and then he’d have to serve up their brain. hannibal’s food is only a tiny bit more dangerous than grocery store ground beef.
This is my favorite new show.
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I shouldn’t be drinking. I know that. But I’m always amazed at how no matter how bad I feel, I can always feel worse.
The first of the Litemares: The An’GLOW’fish!
This is first piece in my series of night lights to terrify children! He hangs on the wall, lights up the room, and terrifies your children. What more do you need? There are three so far, which are all complete. More images of the other two will come soon!
I’m pretty happy with this guy. Be his friend.
MATT MATT MATT YOU NEED LIKE 55 OF THESE I AM SURE OF IT
WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
Moot Davis, lefty.
ALL HAIL LEFTY GUITARISTS
writing a review for Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs for that gaming website, and I gotta tell you, I’m starting to run out of pork puns.
when will i ever loin from my mistakes
Even a true bacon of hope for all aspiring punsters inevitably succumbs to ham-fisted wordplay. Eventually your puns get boaring as it gets harder to link them all together, and soon they all start suckling. Snout your fault, Ryan. Sooner or later, we all have to learn to reap what we sow.
Shanks for the support, anti. When you’re treading trotter and just trying to get through the daily rind, it’s important to pig yourself up and hang trough in the face of adversity. Butcher only fooling yourself.
Sounds to me like you need to step back in loin, babe, because at the rate you’re goink you’ll rack up a lot of ribbing from the other reviewers. Be careful not to get too truffle of yourself, lest your pig pun review go down in history as just a bunch of swining, or—worse—an attempt to make a silk purse from a sow’s ear. Sooner or later, the pressure to find the truffle of all pig puns is going to slaughter you. I don’t want you to suidae, Ryan, so if you SUSpect things are going south, just piglet it go.
I know I’m spamming a lot of pig puns here, but the head-cheese of NerdBacon (hot damn, that’s actually the name of the site) will undoubtedly eat it all up. Rather than porkbarreling my review with a lot of unnecessary filler, I’m confident that my hot-dogging will pay off. Who could have porcine this?
I hate all of you so much right now.
Jeremy Mann - The Bryant Sreet Bar Paintings: Oil on Panel
Not sure why, but the style/technique reminds me of Francis Bacon. Or at least, this painting of his:
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